americans

also, have any of you guys seen the trailer for the movie Adrift? i mean, seriously, how fucking stupid are americans?

"Set on the coast of Mexico, six long-time friends go on a cruise in a luxury yacht. Things go wrong when everybody jumps into the water, leaving only a baby on board, only to realise that they forgot to let down the ladder and there's no way to climb back onto the boat."

oo. lets sail out into the big blue ocean, take a short swim in the ocean while the baby is asleep. Oops, seems like daddy's boat doesn't have a diving platform. Too bad the freeboard (height of ship's deck above water) is too high for us.

just when you thought they couldn't get any dumber,